This story is a few months old, but it resurfaced today.
- The unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack grill in Las Vegas dies of... a heart attack. Here's the whole story.
- Two men were banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much. Umm... isn't that the point?
- A man who worked at a stress ball manufacturer punches his boss and goes postal.
- A newswoman doing a story on ice safety falls into a frozen lake.
If I could only meet those sexually frustrated nymphomaniacs...